Zero Dimag

Story Name Zero Dimag

One Liner
Insano ki soch ka pata karna, Insan man me ek dusre ke bare me kya-kya sochta hai.
Synopsis
Ek chhota sa pariwar tha, Is Pariwar me kaii salo se koi bachcha janm nhi liya hai.Ek din aasman se koi jivit parani aata hai, Or us Aourat (Ledies) ko kuchh deta hai or chala jata hai. Kuchh sal bad usne ek ladke ko janm deti hai, Priwar me khushi ka koi thikana nhi rahta hai.ladka jab 5 sal ka hota hai, to usko padhne keliye school me Admission kar dete hai. Jab ladke ka admission dusre school me 6th standard me hota hai. Tab us ladke ko Class me kuchh padhne ko bolta hai. To use kuchh padhna Likhna nhi aata hai.To Head Master ne uske Maata-Pita Ko bulate hai, Or use bolte hai, kya aap logo ne ise ghar per kabhi padhne keliye ya padhane ki koshish nhi ki hai.Aap ke bachche ko kuchh bhi padhna ya likhna nhi aata hai.
Dono ek dusre per ilzam lagate hai. Ladka isliye nhi padh paya hai,ki uske Maata-Pita Dular-Peyar iske sath-sath use kisi bhi chiz ki kami kabhi nhi hone diya, Or padhaii per kabhi Dono me se koi bhi dheyan nhi diya.
Jab ladke ko kuchh bhi padhna likhna nhi janne ki wajah se school se nikal diya jata hai. Ghar per bhi do sir padhane ko aate hai, fir bhi kuchh nhi sikh pata hai.
Maata-Pita dono ne mil kar bade(bare) sapne dekhe rahte hai.( Doctor or Cricketer)
Iski padhai band hojati hai, Maataji ek gaye (cow) kharid deti hai. Pura din cow ko charata or sham ko ghar per aakar khana khata so jata hai.
Maata-Pita ab usse jeyadah bat nhi karte, kabhi kabhi dono aapas me bat karte hai, Hume koi bachha nhi tha, to parishan rahte the, Ab hai to or bhi jeyadah parishan hu. Pahle to gao me log hum dono ke bare me kam bat karte the, Ab to kuchh jeyadah hi bat sunne ko mil raha hai.Gao wale kya –kya bolte hai.
Dono mil kar ek ladke ko bhi kamyab nhi kar paya,
Koi bhi apne bachche ko itna peyar dega to kabhi nhi sudher payega
Ladke ka to Zero Dimag bana hi diya hai, Pata nhi Maata-Pita ka bhi Zero Dimag raha hoga isliye dono ne mil kar Bachche ki jindagi kharab kar diye, Bachcha to nadan hai. Use kya pata life kya hoti hai.
25 Sal ka
Ladke ko to sirf school me hi Zero Dimag chidhte the, Ab to gao me bhi usko bachche budhe or jawan log bhi chidhane lage hai.Uske bade me kya-kya sab sochne lage hai. Ghar me Maata-Pita bhi usko kuch-kuch kah kar chidhate rahte the,dekho mera doctor beta aaya, nhi mera cricketer beta aaya hai.
Roj-Roj Ye sab tane sun kar usko saha nhi gaya to wah atmhttya karne keliye gaya, jab oh railway patri per soya rahta hai, to usko shaitan utha kar le jata hai. shaitan puchhta hai,Atmhttya kyon kar raha hai,fir sochta hai, isko to marna hai, kam karwa kar mar deta hu. Usse puri rat kam karwata hai, Jab oh thak jata hai, to dusra shaitan bolta hai. Hum sab ki ye ichchha hai.Boss isko apne pith per bitha ker Patri tak chhod do ab to ye marne wala hai.
Ladka Tum boss kaise bane Tumko Boss kisne banay hai
Boss Ye logo ka baal mere pass hai, isliye ye log mera gulam hai.
Ladka agar tumhar bal koi kat le to fir tum sab uske gulam ban jaoge.
Boss Ha,
Boss ladke ko pitha per bithata hai, or patri per lekar jane laga hai. Ladka bolta hai, Tum log se mila to marne ka mera man nhi horaha hai, Mai chahta hu,ki tumhara gulam ban jauu.shaitan bahut khush hota hai, or jaldi se kaichi deta hai, or bolta hai, tum apna bal kat kar mere bal me bandh do, fir tum mere gulam ban jaoge. Ladha kaichi leta hai, or uska hi choti kat leta hai.Or man hi man sochta hai, Puri rat mujhse kam karaya hai,Ab meri bari hai. Ab tum sab mere gulam ho, agar meri bat nhi mani to mai sab ka bal jala dunga, isse sab shaitan dar jata hai. tum logo ko kya kya aata hai.
Shaitan dunya ki koi bhi bhasha ya koi bhi kam hum logo ke liye easy hai. Us shaitan me ek aaysa shaitan rahta hai, jo sab ki man ki bat pata kar sakta hai.
Ladka ye sun ker bahut khush hota hai, ki koi to mila jo sab ki man ki bat bata sakta hai. Man hi man sochta hai, mere bare me pura gao galat sochta tha, ab sab ki man ki bat pata karunga, mere jaise or bhi log honge jise sari dunya parishan karte honge.
Jab shaitan ke Raja ko pata chalta hai, mere bete ko kisi insan ne apna gulam banaya hai. Raja apni sena le kar aaata hai, use bachane keliye, Jab Raja ko pata chalta hai, ki uska choti uske pas hai. To shant hojata hai,fir bhi karodh se hi bat karta hai.
Ladka bolta hai, tumko to sab pata hi hoga,agar tum youddh karna chahte ho to mere side se ye 4 mahan youddha larenge, agar bina youddh kiye ye logo ko le jana chahte ho to mera khuch shart hai.pura karo or le jaoo,
1 Mere desh me abhi safaii abhiyan chal raha hai, use pura karo,
2 Mere liye ek chhota sa mahal banoo or ek hawaii gari banaoo
Is tarah ka kam deta hai.or sochta hai, sab kam pura karne me isko ek sal to lag hi jayega, tab tak mai sab ki man ki bat pata karlunga, per aayesa kuchh nhi hota hai. 2 din ka kam ek din me hi khatm kar deta hai or dusre kam ke liye tayyar hojata hai. Isse ladka bahut parishan hojata hai.
Ek shaitan dusre shaitan ka dusman rahta hai, usne ladke ko ek idea deta hai, bolo mere desh me jitne bhi dog hai, sab ki dum (puchh) sidha karo, agar sidha kar diye to mai sab ko chhod dunga, agar nhi kar paye to tum log chale jana
Shaitan manjur hai, lekin iske bad koi bhi shart nhi manunga.
Dog ki dum sidha karne me bahut comedy hoti hai. Lekin sidha nhi kar pata hai or chup chap sab shaitan chala jata hai. Sirf ye 4ro hi rah jate hai.
Zero dimag sochta hai, ab mai jo karunga usse sari duniya yaad rakhegi!
Ladka, Jo shaitan man ki bat pata kar sakta hai,uska ek test leta hai, oh test me pass hota, per uske man ko shanti nhi mili, usne fir bola mera man padho, shaita bolta hai, Hum jis ke gulam rahte hai, uska man nahi padhte hai, kyon ki wah mere malik hai.
Ladka sab se pahle apne Maata-Pita ke man ki bat pata karta hai. Dono apne-apne man me sochte hai, ki maine hi apne Bate ki jindagi kharab ki hai.Hum dono ne usko thoda kam peyar dete to aj ye din dekhna nhi parta, or bhi man me sochte hai.
Ladka gao ke logo ke man ki bat pata karta hai. Fir wah shahar jata hai, or wahan ke logo ke man ki bat pata karta hai.
Example. Maharashtra ke logo ki man ki bat, yehan ke log dusre state wale ko niche najar se dekhte hai.or bolte hai, tum bhayya hai, tum bangali ho,jab do state wale ek sath baithte to ek dusre ke state ko nicha dikhate hai. Jab ek hi state ke log sath me baithte hai, to apne apne jila (district) ko achchha bolte hai.yehan tak ki ek dusre ke cast ko bhi nicha dikhate hai. Jab yehi log videsh jate hai, to videsh wale kisi state ko ya cast ko nicha nhi bolte hai, wah india ko bolte hai, ki ganda desh hai.
Ladka sochta hai. Ye hal sirf mumbai ka hi hai, ya pure india ka hai. Agar ayesa hai, To ab mai pure India ke logo ki man ki bat pata karunga, pata karne me bahut comedy hoti hai. Kyon ki india me sab kism ke log rahte hai.
Mumbai me
Seth se lekar worker tak, palace se road per gujar basar karne wale tak,office se kachra uthane wale tak,teacher se student tak, Budhe se lekar bachche tak ki nam ki bat pata karunga.

Ek worker ki man ki bat
200 me kya hone wala hai, mahgai itni badh gaii hai, seth ko bolo 50 rupya badhane ko to bolega abhi kam manda hai, kam aayega to badha dunga, or ladki baji karne keliye paisa hai. Ek dafa me 5000 khatm karte hai. Hum log mahina me 5000 kamate hai. Hum logo se kamate hai, or hum logo ko dene me taklif hoti hai. Or galat jagah kharch karne me taklif nhi hoti hai, seth hum logo ka pagar badha kar dete to hum log usko duaa dete, ladki kya deti hai, pata nhi,
India me ab logo ke man ki bat pata karta rahta hai, To ek angrej (videshi) ke man ki bat pata karta hai, jab oh kisee Indian ke sath rahta hai, To India ki bahut tarif karta hai, Apne desh jane jane tak India ki hi tarif karte rahte hai, koi bhi videshi mere desh me aata hai, to hum uski izzat karte hai, per koi bhi aam indian videsh jata hai, to usko gire huye najar se dekhte hai, jaise mumbai ke log other state wale ko gire huye najar se dekhte hai.
India me sab dharmo ke log ek sath rahte hai. Per usi jagah per koi neta(leader) aata hai, or apne bharkauu bhasan se hindu me or muslman me nafrat paida karke chala jata hai.or ye sab aapas me jhagra kar lete hai, bachpan ki dosti ek neta ki ojah se tut (khatm) hojata hai. Jab khud ko Aehsas (realise) hota hai, To sochte hai, ek neta ki bato me aakar hum logo ne achha nhi kiya hai.ye samjh hum logo ko hona chahiye, kon sahi bol raha hai, or kon galat bol raha hai, Hospitel me ja kar mafi mangte hai.
Ladka sochta hai, ek videshi mere India ki itni tarif kar raha tha, Or India me rahne wale ko dekho, Bhai-Bhai me jhagda hai.
Ladka Ab mai videsh ke logo ke man ki bat pata karunga, is tarah kar ke puri dunya ke logo ke man ki bat pata karuga, Mujhe na to visa or nahi pasport ki jarurat hai.or na mujhe koi dekh payega. Isme bhi thoda comedy hota hai.
Videsh
Jo insan india akar gaya rahta hai. wahi insan ohan kya sochta hai,or dusro ko batata hai.
India na kabhi badla hai, or na kabhi badlega. India me kisee bhi jagah per jaoo jhagda dekhne ko hi milega, kahi….
1) Dharm ke nam per, 2) jati kr nam per, 3) bhai-bhai me , yehan ta Maata-pita ko bhi gher se nikal dete hai.4 5 bachche hone ke bawajud bhi Maata-pita ko chain ki shans nhi milti hai. Desh pahle to achha bhi tha, ab to or kharab hogaya hai. India ke leader log india ko kharab kar diye hai.
Jab ladka sab ke mai ki bat pata karke ghar aata hai, To usko ek hi bat yad aata hai. Oh videsh jata hai, To raste me uski mulakat ek pari se huii rahti hai, jo usko hamesha yad aata rahta hai,pari bhi isko dil de baithi thi, or hamesh usi raste ka intara karti thi, dono ek dusre ke peyar me pagal hojate hai, 4ro gulam ko bolta hai, jaoo or uska pata karo wah ladki kaha hai,
Ladka gao me sab ki man ki bat batane lagta hai, To log isko bhagwan manne lagte hai,
Ladka bolta hai, ab mai shadi karunga to mai aapne biwi ko is ghar me nhi rakhunga, is ghar ko tor do, jab shaitan tor ta hai, to usko ek handa milta hai, jis me ye logo ka bal rahta hai, jab bal milta hai, to ye log lekar bhagne lagta hai, iski khabar ladke ko nhi rahta ha. Jab shaitan bahut dur chala jata hai, to ek shaitan bolta hai, dekho sab ka bal hai. Jab dekhta hai to sab ka ek ek bal nhi rahta hai. To sab ko fir wapas aana parta hai.
Ladka jab kapda change karta rahta hai to uske pocket se sisi girta hai, to ek bachch lekar bhag jata hai, to ek shaitan ki najar parti hai bachche per, lekin wah dheyan nhi deta hai, kyon ki ye log bahut khush rahte hai. Jab ladke ko pata chalta hai. To khojne lagta hai. Ek shaitan puchhta hai. Kya khoj rahe ho. Kuchh nhi tum jaoo. Tabhi Boss ko shak hota hai. Bolta hai, iske man ki bat bata, nhi bata,nhi, fir batata hai. Oh ek sisi khoj raha hai. Sisi me hum logo ka bal hai. Sab shaitan sisi khojne lagta hai.jab tak bachcha oh sisi lekar bhul bhulayya ghar me le kar chala jata hai, jo shaitano ke Raja se banwaya rahta hai. Bahut comedy hoti hai, bad me jo shaitan idea diya rahta hai, wah bachche se leta hai,sab sochte hai, ab kisko dega, to oh ladke ko de deta hai. Shaitan me bhi achche hote hai. Or ye sab iska gulam hi rah jata hai. Zero dimag ki shadi second part me…..
End
Yeh kahani 3 base per bani hai,
1. Bachche ko sahi parwarish na dene ki wajah se bigar jana
2. shaitan se milna
3. sab logo ke man ki bat pata karna

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